Top 10 Reasons why it doesn't quite feel like the holidays

10. You've spent so much time with your Pediatrician the past few weeks, he calls you at home to let you know information on where he bought his cool Christmas gifts.
9. You knew before December that Christmas cards are not going out this year.
8. You spent 4 hours in the Green Hills Mall with your mother last week and spent less than $30.
7. If it's not at Target, it's not suitable to be a present. One stop shopping, here I come.
6. 4 trips to Sams and Costco in the last week, all for Moms Together food.
5. You can't figure out what clothes to wear because it is 70 degrees every other day.
4. You're lost track of the deer count because you are too irritated at neighbor's nasty mud splattered truck parked in their backyard for weeks.
3. Your child throws up (again) in a restaurant and you are either unfazed or a pro because nothing gets on anything or anyone.
2. Two hours spent in Portrait Innovations yesterday. Pictures of Wesley smiling= 1. Two more photo shoots this month. Can't wait.
1. You are updating your blog instead of planning for a Christmas party you are hosting in 2 days.